super power resurfaces!

It's back! I thought I got rid of my super human strength but here it is again, causing havoc on my personal items. I accepted the fact that I was inclined to break windows, closets, and drawers. But that was because they had no value to me. Now it's affecting things that I like and use. Just this morning, I went to put on the headband and I hear a loud "SNAP" sound and I see the two pieces fall onto the counter. What the heck, all I did was try putting it onto my head. I didn't pull the two ends apart to try to fit it around a hippo! Damn you freakish strength!
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I realize this is probably a touchy subject for you, but have you ever considered, you know, not breaking everything in a berserker rage?
Huh...never thought of it that way.
Hahaha, you're too funny chica. At first I thought you broke that ring we got from Haiti. I should hire you as a bodyguard! ;)
Naw, I didn't break the ring yet....
I'll be your bodyguard anyday. If you're lucky, I might even sing Whitney's "I'll Always Love You" song as I save your life.
I did rebuy the headband though, let's hope the new one is stronger!
uhh...isn't it the girl who gets saved that sings the song to the bodyguard though?
Details, details, details....that's why you won't get me serenading you with that song!
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