Exercise regimens

As befitting a proper superhero, I have embarked on a casual exercise regiment over the past week in an affort to lose weight and look all kinds of sexy for the wedding to teach Jasmine a lesson for rejecting me, damn her. I've been trying to walk or jog at least half an hour each day (I've missed like two days of this so far since starting Saturday last week) and have been alternating between doing stomach crunches or push ups each day (sometimes both, if I'm feeling particularly saucy). I haven't dieted in combination with this, unless you count getting two slices of pizza rather than the normal three, and cutting out my daily soda, but I've always heard the exercise was the important thing anyway. However, I've been at this for a week now with no discernable change in my weight, and I am bitter. I want a pill to make me lose ten pounds or something, for I demand immediate results. I see from the other blogs that I am not alone in trying to lose some weight, so what is everyone else doing to trim the fat here?

super power resurfaces!

It's back! I thought I got rid of my super human strength but here it is again, causing havoc on my personal items. I accepted the fact that I was inclined to break windows, closets, and drawers. But that was because they had no value to me. Now it's affecting things that I like and use. Just this morning, I went to put on the headband and I hear a loud "SNAP" sound and I see the two pieces fall onto the counter. What the heck, all I did was try putting it onto my head. I didn't pull the two ends apart to try to fit it around a hippo! Damn you freakish strength!